when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant
what the fuck
(it’s red lobster)
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
The planets, aligned.the sickest thing ive ever seen
IS THAT PLUTO
sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world